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Klutz Klan!!!

>> Saturday, April 19, 2008

What do you call a person who cannot pass by pillars without greeting them with a bear hug? For whom the sharp edge where the wall meets the floor is the perfect spot to test the tenacity of the little toe. Someone who doesn’t need tattoo artists to create design on the thighs or calves, for sharp drawer edges do that job for free and with new patterns every two weeks.

She once even crashed into a wall in office, only to be told by the admin, “Please concentrate on testing our software, our walls are not human proof yet and we will let you know when you can start testing them” The admin even refused to acknowledge Mediclaim for her torn ligament, that amount they said had to be directed towards "Protect Walls from her" fund.

So when the honour was bestowed upon her, it hardly came as a surprise for people who knew her and had followed her achievements for many years.

Please put your hands together for the newly crowned President of the "Klutz Klan". The honour, they say, is given to the most innovative Klutz of the year. Her eyes were moist for it was after a lot of tough competition, and many failed attempts, that she had finally bagged the honour. The President in an a touching( rather creaking) acceptance speech, thanked all the wall edges, pillars, sharp edges for helping her in reaching this far and requested their support in the years ahead for continuing at this esteemed position.

(Psst ... on her way back home, Miss President flashed her Company Id /Swap card in front of the lift and waited for full 2 mins for it to open and even cursed the lift comapnies for poor maintenance... with this done, she is sure to remain President for a long long time to come ;) )

11 comments:

Karthik April 20, 2008 at 9:39 AM  

Miss President flashed her Company Id /Swap card in front of thelift

LOL!

silverine April 20, 2008 at 11:21 PM  

err are you by any chance the twin sister my mom forgot in the hospital! I am sure you are! Uncanny resemblance :|

Deepti April 21, 2008 at 1:44 PM  

@Karthik: Thanks :)

@Silverine: I am pretty sure too .. maybe just that i am really scared of dogs :) Hifi Sistah :D

Pooja April 21, 2008 at 1:51 PM  

"Protect Walls From Her"

=)) =)) =))

Sachin April 21, 2008 at 3:03 PM  

Lol ........i wish i could manage to write the way u do............protect the wall stuff was good......

Deepti April 22, 2008 at 11:02 AM  

@Pooja::)Thanks

@Sachin: Thanks a lot!!!

g-man April 22, 2008 at 5:09 PM  

at least you don't run into people who're standing stock still :| maybe it takes a few years (or knocks on the head, whichever comes first). so could you ask her if she needs a vice president please? because someone over here is up for the job :D

Thomas April 22, 2008 at 7:13 PM  

Aah! The sister of Archiekins!! lol!

Deepti April 23, 2008 at 10:50 AM  

@ g-man: Welcome on board vice president !!!
@ Thomas: hahahaha

Satish Bolla April 23, 2008 at 5:02 PM  

a hilarious one. i hope u take the pains as light as this article. btw, congrats for coveted position

Deepti April 24, 2008 at 11:04 AM  

@Satish : thanks..I have to take the pains lightly, else I would have time only to worry about it :)