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Retribution ...

>> Thursday, January 28, 2010

A 4 year old girl prayed, her eyes tightly shut, her hand firmly clasped, she lisped “Dear God, please keep me safe from all my fears and from Dogs”

Answered..

As she turned 10, her prayers were more specific, “God, Please let my P.T. teacher not notice my unpolished shoes, and please tell the local dogs, I really get scared of them.”

Answered as in unpolished shoes went unnoticed but my all-time favorite chatter .. gets me 5 rounds of the playground :P and the dogs didn’t bother me for a week ..

Teenage set in and so did Teen angst, “Dear God, please keep acne away from me. The dimpled hunk didn’t notice me despite all my attempts and previous prayers, please please keep Cupid ready next time he is around. Also protect me from the dogs …”

Answered the Dog part .. the hunk got transferred .. so can’t blame God right??

Then came engineering, “God, please cloud the teacher’s eyes, when he checks my glass traced Graphs. I just want a 40 god; I promise I won’t be greedy again!! The dogs near the Canteen eye me with suspicion.. Please tell them I am harmless”

Answered the Dog part and got 40 always.. no matter how well I wrote my exams!!

Workplace issues followed, “God, the module I worked on, let it go through smoothly, the appraisals are nearby. The PHB needs to notice me at least now .. else the peanut storage at home will need to be expanded… I heard the Dog lovers are on a look out for me .. please keep a watch!!”

Answered albeit the Dog part :P

And finally, “God please send my knight in shining armor … I am tired of the virtual guy search… and please please no more Dogs following me around … “


Answered … But this time something different happened … The God from Canine heaven was standing in as God was on leave, and in my prayers got muffled with a few barks..

… the sight I saw made me swoon with love and fear … My knight came riding for sure shining armor et al but he believes in the saying .. A dog is a man's best friend .. even if wife shivers n shrivels in its presence ... the price one pays for love .. humph!!



Divine .. err Canine retribution indeed!!

11 comments:

Nikhil Narayanan January 28, 2010 at 4:35 PM  

Ith orumathiri aale patty aakkunna katha!

Neha January 28, 2010 at 5:01 PM  

True story... ;) damm cool..

sheeja January 28, 2010 at 6:42 PM  

Good one...I am in harmony with u ....i mean in the 'dog matter'

♪♪HARINI♪♪ January 28, 2010 at 9:51 PM  

AWWWWWWWW so cute!!!!!!!!

Yadu January 28, 2010 at 10:24 PM  

Hahaha that was funny n sweet :) Nicely written

rohit January 29, 2010 at 12:06 AM  
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rohit January 29, 2010 at 12:23 AM  

hahahaha......xcellent...i'l bet your knight nd shinin armor hasnt read this one yet.... kitna bhi pray kar le, the inevitable is bound to happen!!!!

Mayz January 29, 2010 at 5:11 PM  

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thomas February 19, 2010 at 9:30 AM  

Did you really mean your knight in shining armor came. Must be quite a blow to a lot of guys. *walks to the corner of room and sobs*

thomas February 19, 2010 at 9:38 AM  

And congrats! :)

Jean March 9, 2010 at 11:30 AM  

(Chuckle!) It happens, really...
Just modify the characters a bit and it is everyone's story!

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