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Missed Opportunities!!!

>> Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I just lost a golden opportunity to give my career a boost. I am dejected and extremely angry that I didn’t take time out to develop those skills. With so much talk about pink slips and salary cuts, this had been a god send opportunity.

It all started when I got a call from the placement agency, which in these dark times seemed like the 10th wonder of the world. The representative in her most professional voice told me they had a few openings and it was high paying. As she listed out one job profile, my excitement knew no bounds. It was exactly the kind of boost I needed. With lots of responsibilities and a salary to die for!! The growth path was tremendous too!!

However when she listed down the qualifications and eligibility criteria, my heart sank like the Titanic. I switched off my phone for the entire day to mourn my great loss………




Here’s what the consultanat said to me:
1) Education (minimum eligibility): The lesser the better. Proficiency in handling fire arms like AK 47 and breaking a few bones.
2) Excellent financial skills: Including an ability to overstate the financial gains and make get finance in the form of hafta to the organization.
3) Oratory and public speaking skills
4) A flair to explore medical opportunities.. ( read drugs) and willingness to pursue real estate areas in confined spaces ….( did you know that’s a code word for jail??)


Pssst … there is a braking news ….actually Amar bhaiyya ( his secretary actually) had called me before he called Sanju … I lost the golden chance to serve you all … if only I had paid attention to enhancing my skill sets…………. :(

10 comments:

mathew January 28, 2009 at 12:30 AM  

LOL!! so true..our poltical landscape looks like a who is who of criminals now...

Well the competition he faces out there aint bad either!!

thomman January 28, 2009 at 3:48 AM  

Vote for Deeptiji!! Bolo Deeptiji ki jai!

Shantanu January 28, 2009 at 6:23 AM  

Damn! You being modest or what? You sure you didn't qualify? :)

--xh-- January 28, 2009 at 9:46 AM  

next time, pass my number :)

Swats January 28, 2009 at 3:10 PM  

LOL!! U n politics:D Deepti Devi ko vote do!:) Very well written!

abhi_digital January 29, 2009 at 11:32 AM  

AH!U missed a great oppurtunity.!!!
Believe me u can at least try to become a spokesperson for any political party ;)

Deepti January 30, 2009 at 11:32 AM  

@Mathew: He has tough competition .. but I am so sad I missed out .. ;)

@Thomman .. Danke ..for the support .. you can join too .. I need a secretary and a witty one at that :D


@Shantanu:No I didnt qualify .. the criteria was too stringent .. no loop holes :D


@Xh: ya ya sure .. you seem to be sure to qualify huh?

@Swats: And we are starting the channel for campaigning n I ahve defined your role there :D

@Abhi: Spokesperson nahi .. I am going head on into the arena :D

Satish Bolla February 1, 2009 at 2:10 PM  

arey yaar, sounds interesting. u'll b on news everywhere if u get that job. i envy u. all da best

Keshi February 4, 2009 at 9:40 AM  

**Education (minimum eligibility): The lesser the better

thats seems to be the trend everywhere these days with higher salaries! I wish I was an illiterate lol!

Keshi.

Deepti February 7, 2009 at 7:44 PM  

@Satish: Thanks buddy ...

@Keshi:hehee very true Kesh